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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” ~ Bernard Baruch.

“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” ~ Benny Hill.

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin.

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant.

I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years.“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” ~ W.C.There is no cure for curiosity.” ~ Dorothy Parker “ Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” ~ Anonymous.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” ~ Ann Landers

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t.“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel.“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” ~ Caroline Rhea.Women marry men with the hope they will change. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change.“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”~ Eleanor Roosevelt.“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”~ Alan Dundes “People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy.